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  • The Revolting Brains: 7 Read-aloud Bedtime Tales

    Neil Roy McFarlane

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Nov. 17, 2017)
    Treat your child to another week of Bedtime Stories!Bite-sized, read-aloud, funny bedtime tales for parent and child.A follow-up to the highly praised A Month of Bedtime Stories, this collection contains a further seven tales in the series. Each story takes about ten minutes to read and places your child at the center of each adventure with heavy doses of wacky humor which can be enjoyed by parent and child alike. Contents:1. Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants3. The Mango Mouse2. How to Sledgehammer a Lollipop4. Turvy Topsy Land5. The ... Way of the Pizza!6. The Case of the Missing Woods7. The Revolting BrainsGrab a copy today!
  • Boogie Woogie Monkey:

    Neil Roy McFarlane

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Dec. 6, 2017)
    Bedtime stories where your child is the star!WARNING: This product may contain cheesy sneezy Viking goats!Another week's worth of 2nd-person, boogietastic, read-aloud bedtime stories which adults will enjoy reading as much as [insert the name of your child] will enjoy hearing.CONTENTS1. The Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo2. Boogie Woogie Monkey3. Cheesy Sneezy Viking Goats4. The Marching Crabs of Jazz5. The Path of Politeness6. The Flea Who Saved the World7. When You Were Bigger Than the UniverseSTORY SUMMARIES:1. The Bramble Patch of KatmandoodooOnions make sandwiches tangy, so [insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods in search of the only onion in the world. But in the great Bramble Patch of Katmandoodoo lurk the dreaded Flinty-eyed Ninjas of Razzamatazz ... (which is bad news).2. Boogie Woogie MonkeyThere's no cake in the kitchen, so [insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods in search of some and meets a special boogie buddy along the way.3. Cheesy Sneezy Viking GoatsIn the woods on this bright sunny day, it's a special holiday, but [insert the name of your child] won't play, so Judge Popsy Weazel will make [insert the name of your child] pay!4. The Marching Crabs of JazzThe Marching Crabs of Jazz are off to war. Can [insert the name of your child] help them defeat the Lobsters of Punk? Find out in this story which is a story about the Marching Crabs of Jazz.5. The Path of PolitenessPears are undoubtedly the juiciest of all the fruits, but you've run out. [Insert the name of your child] goes off to the woods to search for some using only the power of politeness and a taxi full of worms to complete the quest.6. The Flea Who Saved the WorldWho says size is important? When the Button Badger turns [insert the name of your child] into a flea, lessons are learned and buttons are found.7. When You Were Bigger Than the Universe[Insert the name of your child] eats a magic strawberry and grows bigger than the universe. That is some powerful voodoo.